If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quor...

I'm thinking whether I'm smart enough to crack my exams. Shall I start preparing?

My mom feeds me. Why does my dad don't do that? Is he that busy?

Everyone carries me. I'm tired. How shall I gain weight?

I sing at 3 am. Everyone wakes up. Do I sing that good?

I fake cry but now I'm not getting attention. Is everyone losing interest in me?

I slept on sofa but in the morning I was on bed. Is it magic or paranormal activity?

Everyone kisses me. It's annoying man. How to stop this?

My mother sings heavenly. Did I got her genes?

My neighbour who's also like me blushes after seeing me. Is she interested in me?

My cheeks hurt so much. Is it a kind of cheek cancer (Google told)?

Peace ✌🏻 🕊️

My mother's friend has a daughter. She treats me really well. Am I gaining feelings for her?

Dakshita 💗

People make funny faces after seeing me. Am I supposed to laugh?

If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?